The Top 100 Things Ever

100. Cheese Sandwiches
99. Sanford and Son
98. Taoism
97. The Carpenters
96. The yellow-and-green-equals-blue ziploc bag
95. Mouth wash
94. Fred Astaire
93. The wheel
92. That big cube at Astor Place that you can spin around with a friend
91. The General Lee
90. Mahatma Ghandi
89. Minesweeper
88. The Ramones
87. Water
86. John Travolta in Look Who's Talking Too
85. Thumbtacks
84. Fruit Loops
83. Charleton Heston
82. Cameroon
81. Ralph Malph
80. Ralph Nader
79. Arabic numerals
78. PB&J
77. Marimekko (That bedsheet pattern in the eighties with the cars and trucks)
76. "Tie a Yellow Ribbon ('Round the Old Oak Tree)"
75. Napoleon
74. Blue
73. Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream
72. The United States outside South Dakota
71. Fingernail clippers
70. Guiltless Veggie Pasta
69. Yes.
68. The release of Michael Jackson's "Thriller"
67. The 1939 Yankees line-up
66. Cats
65. C. Everett Coop's beard
64. Venus of Willendorf
63. DNA
62. The Can-Can 
61. The International Date Line
60. Drive-in movies
59. "Soul Train"
58. Plastic
57. Pizza delivery in 30 minutes or less
56. Alyssa Milano and Monotheism (tie)
54. Nair
53. "You know, I could you a long line, and we could do a lot of role-playing, but the simple truth is that I'm very attracted to you and I would really like to make love to you." Dustin Hoffman, "Tootsie"
52. Carbon-based life forms
51. Fellatio
50. Dr. Schoel's
49. The Game Show Network
48. White chocolate
47. The siege of Leningrad
46. Cole Porter's "I Get a Kick Out of You"
45. Fire
44. Judy Garland before they made her shave her eyebrows
43. Yellow #5
42. Seedless watermelon
41. The New Deal
40. Parentheses
39. Self-retracting vacuum cords
38. Jesus
37. Aerosmith
36. Santa Barbara
35. Random quote generators
34. An American in Paris
33. Michael Jordan
32. The Name Game
31. 2000 Flushes
30. Wham!
29. David Hasselhoff
28. Cool Whip
27. Elvis in Vegas
26. Gravity
25. Millard Fillmore 1850-1853
24. Oral sex
23. "What's Happening Now"
22. Virtual reality
21. Bel Biv Devoe
20. Reality
19. The Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast
18. ATMs
17. The entire cast of "Welcome Back Kotter"
16. Plate tectonics
15. Lighter fluid
14. Freud's penis
13. One billion Chinese people
12. Star Wars
11. New Times Roman
10. Mint-flavored dental floss
9. The separation of matter and energy which makes all things possible
8. Nutella
7. The Beatles
6. The Old Man and the Sea
5. Fear
4. Viagra
3. The Holy Roman Empire
2. Sex

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