Thank you for participating in the APATHY INTERNATIONAL '08 presidential election poll. Your vote has been rendered irrelevant and discarded, just as it will be in the actual election. You are one among millions. Your vote makes no difference.

And even if it did, the outcome of this election will have no impact on the social, economic, or political conditions of the United States, nor will it affect your life in any way.

FACT: During the most prosperous years of the Roman Empire, the empire was led by Caligula, Claudius, Tiberias, and Nero, four of the most morally depraved rulers the world has ever known, even by today's standards.

FACT: The United States solidified its position as the single-most powerful nation on earth during the last three decades of the twentieth century, at which time the country was run by Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, and Clinton.

So you see, it doesn't matter who you vote for. Nothing changes.

Don't fight the power.

Accept authority.